Electrifi3d

A CONVERSATION WITH MY PARENTS

howdoiputthisgently:

THEY’RE LIKE:

I’M LIKE:

WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME IF I EVER FEEL EMBARRASSED BY MY LIFE CHOICES

howdoiputthisgently:

WHEN OLD MEN AT THE GYM WEAR EXTREMELY SHORT SHORTS

howdoiputthisgently:

WHEN MY PARENTS QUESTION ME ABOUT MY GRADES

howdoiputthisgently:

WHEN I TRY TO TELL MY FRIENDS THAT I DIDNT HOOK UP WITH ANYONE LAST NIGHT

howdoiputthisgently:

When an ugly guy tries to grind with me and I’m trying to get my friend to save me

howtobealandshark:

(via mylifeasakitten)

When a creepy guy tries to hit on me and my friend at the same time and we just pretend we’re lesbians until he goes away

whatshouldbetchescallme:

When I’m too lazy to stand up and get a cup

My excuse is always something like:

(Source: whatshouldbifflescallme)

Dancing

When I’m sober:

When I’m drunk:

(Source: whatshouldbifflescallme)

When my friend starts drunk crying

I’m just like:

(Source: whatshouldbifflescallme)